Studying and spawn

So, I tried it again. Studying. I got through one page... At most. Then she decided she wanted my attention. I REALLY wish daddy had taken here to work with him today. I could have studied. A lot. And cleaned. And not gotten pooped on. Seriously, always make sure diapers are tight enough. But back to the topic. So, studying. Its important to study and get all homework done, and have no distractions. Ok. So, with her. She loves being held. Sometimes cries to be held. So theres one didtraction. Up to an hour at a time rhat I could be studying. Then, feeding. That has taken up to 20 minutes before. Every few hours. Diaper changes. Actually quick. But I could still be studying. Making bottles. So say I have her all night. And im studying. Or trying to. I try to study for 6 hours. My fiance wants me to watch a 5 minute video. 5 hours 55 minutes left. Ok. Well, say theres 4 videos. 20 minutes lost. Ok. 5 hours 40 minutes left. Great. Ok. So, then the spawn is hungry. 20 minutes gone. 5 hours 20 minutes left. Oh! She wont go to sleep unless your holding her. It takes a whole hour for you to be able to set her down. 4 hours and 20 minutes left. You get like... 1 hour of studying done before your starving. Say you want a sandwich. 5 minutes gone from making, and 10 gone feom eating. (eating and studying is bad for digestion) so 4 hours and 5 minutes left. Then she wakes up and is hungry again. Eats for like 5 minutes before needing another bottle. Takes like... Ill say 5 minutes to make, then she eats for 15 more minutes. 20 min. Gone. 3 hours 45 minutes. Oh! Then shes poopie. You wait for her to finish. Before she does, you get pooped on... So... 5 minutes, plus a half hour shower. 3 hours 10 minutes left. Worried yet? Then shes clingy again. 2 hours 10 minutes left. Something important comes up it takes 15 minutes. So... 1 hour 55 minutes left. Then you buckle down 2 hours and 55 minutes of studying done... Hmm.. Grades suffer for it. Then the next day, it gets repeated... So you decide to stay up all night. Great. You then take night duty, and tomorrows day duty after school... So, your exhausted, and fall asleep in class. You have no idea what material was presented. You see where this is going? Good. Now, say your doing it all by yourself. Theres the added time spent getting everything ready to take the spawn to whereever. Say day care. Great. Now you need a job. You could have been studying. And her intteruptions, you could have been studying. No sleep. By this point, this post is a psa for girls who are still in school and contemplating having a baby. Note: theres enough single parents out there to prove that a baby wont make him stay. You may have no support at all. Babies cry. A LOT. They want to be held. Are you ready to change diapers, wipe poopie butts, sometimes get up from a deep sleep to do so? Make, warm up, test bottles, also sometimes in the middle of the night? Comfort the spawn, bathe them, not kill them for sleep depriving you, pack up 50 lbs of crap to go anywhere, keep a house clean, go to school, work, possibly full time, do the shopping, drs appts, take it easy for 6 weeks afterward, have a bellypooch, bleed for a while, whatever area you gave birth out of hurt for a few weeks, possibly lose friends, possible stretchmarks, are you ready for that? If not, dont do it.

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